10 Reasons God Created Eve

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10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because He knew men would never ask for directions.

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9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what is on TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV.

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8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.

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7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appt for himself.

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6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.

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5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to someone to bear children because men would never be able to handle it.

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4. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember where he put his tools.

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3. The Scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

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2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone", he only ends up getting himself in trouble.

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And the NUMBER ONE reason...

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1. When God finished the creation of Adam he stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I can do better than that." better than that."